Things are not always as they seem ... especially when trying to make a good impression on a job interview. Here's a list put together by Roberto Aponte, of some typical phrases said at job interviews and what might have been heard. Hope you find a few laughs ahead and nothing that hits too close to home!
Candidate to Interviewer:What was said: I'm a very fast learner.
What was heard: I don't have the experience you're looking for.
What was said: I would change positions for the right opportunity.
What was heard: Make me an offer.
What was said: I've been an independent business consultant for the past two years.
What was heard: I've been out of work for two years.
What was said: I'd rather not talk about salary yet.
What was heard: I'm hoping you make me an offer before I have to disclose my low salary.
What was said: I left my last position, because I wasn't being challenged enough.
What was heard: My last company didn't trust me with the higher level responsibilities.
What was said: I'll get back to you with the names and contact information for my references.
What was heard: I have to call around first and tell people what I want them to say.
What was said: My leadership style is very honest and very direct.
What was heard: I'm abrasive, have no tact and don't get along well with people.
What was said: I'm a perfectionist and very detail-oriented.
What was heard: I'm a micromanager and don't trust anyone on my team.
Interviewer to Candidate:
What was said: This is a very hands-on position.
What was heard: You'll have limited resources and be expected to do things that are beneath you.
What was said: You have an extensive work history and are highly overqualified.
What was heard: We're looking for someone younger and less expensive.
What was said: Thank you for coming in today; we have a few more people to see, and then we'll get back to you.
What was heard: You won't hear from us again.
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